Monday, March 2, 2009

Repel

I could give you a million and one reasons as to why I have not been humoring people with posts
Days have been so dull and it's already March which also means we've 8 more months to go
Truth be told,I'm not over the moon happy these past few days,not even close to being content
Albeit I spend days mostly with friends,I come home feeling completely exhausted and simply angry with the world,with people,even with the damn toothbrush and closet door
I feel as if I've been carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders
I feel as if everyone's suffering from "Don't Think Before You Say A Word" syndrome
I feel utterly guilty for everything I don't do these days
There are even days when I feel completely alone eventhough I'm in the middle of a crowd
I'll turn my head to one side,raise my eyebrows and frown because I can't seem to understand the inside joke
However,I've not come to terms with my hormones this month so I can blame all this hoohah on that


On a lighter note,I got a call from the school a few days ago when we were on the way home from Putrajaya
Remember my bag that was stolen?A lady found it on a chair in Hentian Putra (Gila lah,pengembara sial bag aku !),rummaged through my stuff and managed to contact the school
I was quite exalted by the fact but I had to wait until today to get the saint's number
Dad and I went to Kuala Lumpur to meet her and I almost cried when I saw my bag HAHA
Unbelievably,it's in mint condition and so are my books,Alhamdulillah
I thanked her profusely and forced my father to give her RM100,I mean,how thoughtful of her to go through all the trouble,no?
Never did I think I'll get to see my bag again with its pins and for everything to be just the way it was when I left it in the car a month ago still amazes me
I had to keep myself from starting a storm of my own when I saw Pn. Fadhilah and her family though
They sold nasi lemak by the road side and have to stretch their money as far as they can
I cannot begin to explain how utterly grateful I am to them,God bless

p/s F,who'll remind me to close the fans and lights now? :(
xx

Friday, February 27, 2009

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Enough With Comparisons,Mister

Chemistry Tuition

Ann : Weh,boleh tak kita cancel tuition now?
Sha : Ha'a ha'a !
Ana :Semua mengantuk,tapi dah 1230pm kot,cikgu sure dah sampai
Ana:Cakap kat dia semua period pain!
Ilya : Haa yes! Semua period
Sha : Memang tak ah.Cakap semua tak datang,eh no,like,4 org je ada
Ana : Dia mesti nak jugak naik nnti -.-'
Jaa : Hahahahahaha kureng sial
* door bells ring*
Jaa : Lari lari lari !

Ilya and I then stumble off our chairs and run towards the stairs
Ann opens the door,and Nathan is gawping at the sight of Me,Ilya and Jaa running away
We must've looked like three deers caught in a headlight
The three of us were laughing uncontrollably and we came down and sat in our seats
While Nathan was drawing something on the whiteboard,Ann got a call and said "Naik atas lah !"
Nathan stopped,and looked at her while we were still trying to control our laughter
He thought Ann was telling him to draw the picture atas sikit hahahahaha
In the middle of explaining the history of atoms,I tried getting Ilya's attention and made eyes at her
I heard Nathan stop talking so I looked up at him and he asked me, Asha (me),You Okay Or Not?You Admire Eli (Ilya) Is It?Eli,Be Careful Aa
Hahahahahaha,I avoided looking at Ilya for the whole class
I can't remember what Nathan said,but it was tummy-achingly hilarious,so I couldn't stop sniggering
I laughed througout the hour of Chemistry today,stopping only to take deep breaths in between,yknow how torturing that is?

Nathan : Students ! Con.Cen.Trrrrrrrrrate!
Afiqah : Dengar tu,con.cen.trrrrrrrrrate!
Sha: Ahahahahahahahaha bodoh
Nathan : Look at Qris (Ilya,again),she's concentrating!
Ilya : *hides behind her hair to control laughter*
Sha : *doesnt bother to hide her laughter,insteads,continue laughing until we finish drawing the table*

Raidah : Ala,korang ni kan,ish,nak gaduh ke?Jumpa belakang sekolah aa
Ilya : Tadehal,jom aa,nak takut apa
Sha : Gangstah sial Raidah
Ann : Teacher,you know Raidah is a gangster?She bullies people yknow
Nathan : *looks at Raidah with concern* Radiiiiiiiiiah (Raidah),you must treat people nicely yknow
Us : HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA *he fell for it,again*

Ilya : Teacher,you forgot her name aa? *points to me*
Nathan : Haa yes,whats your name aa girl?Sorry
Afiqah : Zein,Ziana Zain,she was named after her auntie
Nathan : Ooh,so you know Anuar Zain lah?
Me : Of coooooooooourse lah,teacher

Nathan : Okay,girls,concentrate.Eli (Ilya),who's your new boyfriend?
Ilya : My chemistry book
Nathan : YEEEEES,everybody's boyfriend is their chemistry book,now
Fatimah (Jaa,jauh betul dia salah cakap nama kau),when you go to Singapore,sleep with your book,bring it along
Ana : Eh,no can do lah ! Kena tangkap khalwat nnti
Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ana!

God,Mr Nathan can be a stand up comedian.He's funny without having to try,at all!Selalu kena bully hahahaha
Had Biology with Mr Ramesh at Sya's place after that,first thing I saw was Megat sitting across Ramesh o_o
I still owe you Dome,after a year.A deal's a deal!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Resemblance My Arse

Whilst I was in the midst of imagining myself getting on a subway to Oxford Street,I was interrupted with a (hard) nudge

Pn. Suhana:Aishah....
Me: Err,ye saya? *shit shit shit,please don't say she saw me cheating shit shit shit *
Pn. Suhana : Setiap kali Cikgu pandang kamu kan,tahu tak Cikgu teringat kat siapa?
Me: Err,tak? *THANK THE LORD ! *
Pn. Suhana : Dayang Nurfaizah *grins widely*
Me : Ahaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Pn. Suhana :Eh,Shhhh! Orang tak habis jawab paper lagi lah
Me : Oo,yeah,sorry,haa,tapi saya lagi lawa lah Cikgu,ish
Pn Suhana : Ye lah tu,sampai kamu graduate,Cikgu panggil kamu Dayang ok?
Me : *cringes*

When she leaves the class,she came to me and said Bye Dayang !
Oooooooookay,Pn Suhana,I think your medication wore off

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

What Exam?




"Pa! I'm going over to Ilya's to (supposedly and definitely not) study Biology okay?" : Mission to Study Failed
Skipped Agama and Chemistry paper today,smart move
Feel like faking a flu tomorrow but I am willingly ready to fail my Addmaths and Physics
I've planned to leave my paper empty with the exception of answers I make up,maybe even pass "tissues" to Waa for help when I'm desperate
I'm not stupid and I know I can score well for all those subjects,I know I have at least half a brain
What separates me and me only from the rest of the 5 Alpha Geniuses,is that I'm too darn lazy
If you want an example of a procrastinator,call me
Because I've been telling myself to study for SPM since December 2008,no such luck