Whattchamacallit

Come to think of it,what I despise the most as of late
Are clingy,obsessive,jealous,insecure girlfriends
I've lost a few friends because of their girlfriends
Not that I've anything against them,really
But Cmon,I've known them half of my life
I've no intention in snatching them away from you,nu'uh
Get a grip,if you haven't noticed
They love you and only you
No way in their right mind would they leave you for someone who they've known half of their lives,
Who they've grown up with,buck tooth and all
Kan -.-'