Sunday, May 31, 2009

Holy Shitzu!






Happy Eijas Appreciation Day ! My baby's all grown up :')

Since you (religiously) read my blog,here's to you and your I'm-Trying-To-Be-Serious-But-This-Is-Just-For-Laughs jokes
Sorry for constantly pissing you off because of those cancer sticks and please,stop falling down and stop scratching your scabs
You've always been a ladies man,you even got your own spread in a magazine! Remember The Toilet Paper in primary school?Hahaha
Let's rewind and pause for a moment. Technically,I only started talking to you when we were fourteen and mingling in the same crowd and you've made my life a whole lot worthwhile together with the others
I've mentioned this dozens of times but you're really intelligent,Jas and a real gentleman.
Sure,you say you're lazy and you always finish your homework a day before but you still manage to get good results.
Unlike other guys who ramble on about soccer and porn,I can actually have a decent conversation with you on most days eventhough it's always almost about random topics.
There are even times when you overwhelm me with how you speak,wise words coming from this guy who everybody can't help but to adore.
True to your personality,you're the kind of guy who randomly breaks out into a dance in the middle of the street and I'm pretty sure you'll have a bright future,just drop the random dancing acts once you turn 21 or so hahaha
There aren't many guys in the world right now who want to find a girlfriend without the help of Myspace and Facebook these days so whoever gets you would be an extremly lucky girl. By the way,your prom deadline will work out,I'm positive (Y)
A million,gazillion,kajillion thanks for being a great friend and putting up with my ranting.
Here's to you,many more birthdays and a longlasting friendship.
With love,Shaa
P/s Blogger ni sehari lambat. It's the First of June !
P/p/s Awww,Eijas terharu :')

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Rebel Yell


Aimless,young and restless.Imma spend the (measly) two weeks in complete bliss.
Although,I vow to crack open my books regularly of course. At least,I'll try to wrestle in some time in my not-so busy schedule (Y)
On a much darker note,I still have two papers to sit for. Biology and Chemistry . Should have just dragged my lazy arse out of bed last week,oh well.
As of late,my parents have actually relaxed a tad bit. They rarely ask me when or how I'm coming back,as long as I have a valid excuse,most of which are usually made up to spare more time out of home hehehe.Anyways,I feel like doing something illegal. I feel like being a rebel . But the furthest I've gone is getting into a car with an underage driver or get temporary tattoos (HAHA).Nothing drastic,really. There's not a single tinge of wanting to cross the line running through my veins. 'Twas just the way I was brought up and of course,my friends are all really good people with the odd one or two post-rebels.
Make the best of these two weeks,mi amigos ! There's a high chance we'll be meeting each other in random places. Toodles.

p/s Maria,Frank Sinatra memang sial ! Tak puas hati fans dia tak beli album ! Lepas tu,nak sing a high note sampai pecah cochlea fans dia !
HAHAHAHA *inside joke habis*

Monday, May 25, 2009

Ingenue


Sunday, May 24, 2009

Playback

HAHAHA Suka sial tengok ! Probably one of the best moments in my five years of being in highschool :') I lost my voice that day, I almost tripped over my own two feet and I forgot I was wearing kain yang berikat je hahaha. I'll miss screaming and shouting like this,period.Next year,I want the Blues to take the trophy again !

p/s Chep lari laju gila,Odeng pulak lari last sekali hahahaha (Y)

Friday, May 22, 2009

Talking With Your Hips

Suffering from severe Trick-Mirror trauma
Damn,was I shocked to see those two digits on the scale last afternoon
I lost weight,a ton of weight and this really,really bites
Everytime I look in the mirror,I despise what image greets me
I despise looking at my hips jutting out and I get so frustrated when I can't find the right pair of jeans or how my tops just,hang there ( babi punya dada)
The doctor blames it on my high metabolism rate knowing that I stuff myself with food at home but never seem to put on weight ( well,it's definitely not the stress of studying )
What the hell should I do?Become a couch potato and retreat to my couch every day?!
Honestly,I get so ticked off on most days . I'm willing to do anything,absolutely anything to pack on the pounds. Haa,mental meltdown here :'( Whatever.
And I'm still not well,getting even worse as a matter of fact. Starting to get a wee bit exhausted from coughing and wheezing all day and I had a major migrane this morning/afternoon/evening.
Bencinya ! My thyroid's stopped swelling but its not getting any smaller either and the pain's even worse now. God,Sha ! Stop complaining -_-' Imma go over to the mastermind's crib tomorrow. Physics Marathon,anyone?

Reality Relay

Skipped school today( and missed Chemistry,hoorah) as I went for my check-up. The doctor actually wanted me to get admitted because my lungs ain't looking so good but he's giving me a week (to get better,not to live)
Had a quick lunch with Mum and went over to Waa's around 330pm . We were all really psyched because our plan to "getting healthy" was on but it rained . Qis picked the both of us up and Raa and we walked two rounds around Athinahapan. We left Waa and her mystery hottie because Raa insisted on driving Qis's car. Seriously,rasa macam kau takkan and taknak break hahaha. We got bored and passed every padang and settled on hanging out at Sulei.
Had a match to see who could swing the highest. I obviously lost because I had to tiptoe really high to get my momentum (HAHA) so they kicked me to other swing and it was so hilarious seeing how swings could thrill us like that hahaha. Baring-baring on that chain thingie and made a deal with Qis and Raa. Operation ______ ! Watch out,Waa . You know we'd do it . Waa finally came to Sulei and we talked some more and left around seven because Mum wanted my keys. That was basically how my day passed by. I love Fridays ! Next week kena ada Ann & Afiqah,we can run away from Kings of Leon *inside joke*

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Damn right,you are.

Monday, May 18, 2009

My thyroid glands are swelling up,yet again
Swallowing my own saliva is torturing enough,let alone a handful pills
I had to force myself out of bed these past few days,even taking a shower is becoming a hassle
My upper body aches really bad,my hips feel out of place and I'm not even 20 yet !
And the worse thing is...I can't speak without having to gurgle like a dog with rabies -_-'
Macam mana nak buat exam ni :'((

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ah,The Joy Of Sleeping On Your Own Bed

Seriously, "there's no place like home" is definitely a term I shall now religiously use
I'm back from Melaka with the platoon and I can vouch for them that leaving the so-called resort was a mucho gigantico relief
I (think) I'm one of the first who's gonna elaborate on the trip/competition so bear with me for awhile,it's gonna be a doozy
The ride to Melaka was smooth,what with everyone sleeping in the bus because it was too early to be hyper
Most of the girls were shocked by my small luggage carrier (Ni Je Yang You Bawak?!Biar Betul!)
They didn't see what I stashed inside though,amongst clothes were Dettol items and fragrance sprays and sanitizers etc.
Pn. Nurhana and Ms Anizza told us to split into three groups of 12 and mine consisted of myself,Waa,Harreyka,Maria,Nisa,Asiyah,Azi,Harisah and Alysa
When we headed to our rooms,most things went downhill from there
We ended up in the same wrong block two friggin times okay? Went up and down the lift like,three times?And there were like,skecthes and paintings of vampires etc.Sumpah freaky.
Once we found the right block and rooms,what I saw shocked my roomies and I to the core
I don't think there's a word that can describe how filthy our room was,my God!
The first thing I saw was the loose sockets and AC cover that was laying on the dusty couch
The rooms?Nobody cleaned it up after the last person who stayed there
The only thought that occupied our heads was of people having wild sex-capades on the beds
There was even leftovers yand berkulat tau tak ! The nine of us were about to burst into tears dah sebab geram,sedih,penat,terkejut.
What I typed down about my room is a short edited version,sumpah tak tahu macam mana nak decribe pun. Teruk tahap duta punya *quote Ms Anizza*
Yknow what?The housekeepers were boys,barely out of school and looked like drug addicts
Pn Nurhana and Ustaz dah mengamuk gila babi and had to force the guys to strip our room and start cleaning from scratch
Dah lah kurang ajar,kemas pun taktau,eee geram tau tak !
We sat outside our room for close to one hour on our luggage,ready to camp out if worse comes to worst.
Once the room was ready,we cleaned up again,sweeped and washed everything,even the toilet again
We even packed bedspreads,cadar tilam,sarung bantal,EVERYTHING.
We only stayed in two rooms in our apartment,I bunked with Waa,Harreyka,Maria,Asiyah and Nisa while Azi,Harisah and Alysa slept in the other room.
Got settled and basically gossiped in the room. Buat lawak bodoh gila babi.Sakit perut gelak tau tak :')
Got into the shower with Asiyah and Harreyka since kita bertiga je yang penakut -_-'
Practically made love to the wall because the water from the shower trickled straight down.
Came up with a plan and filled water bottles instead (Y)
Around 430pm,we were called down to practice and check out MITC.While waiting for the bus,Raa,Maria,Harreyka,Ms Anizza,Pn Nurhana and I were standing in a circle,talking.
Raa said something to me but I didnt pay attention and saw her hold out the mineral bottle so I just grabbed it lah
And then,when I said something,I wanted to point at Harreyka with the bottle,which coincidentally wasn't closed
Water splashed all over her face,muka busuk gila sial ahahahahahahaha sorry (Y)
It started to rain heavily so we decided to stay in until dinner time
Checked out MITC but we couldnt go down since everyone in the platoon wore pajamas,made a u-turn and stopped to buy dinner at this restaurant
Dydy and I were two of the last people to get on the bus and when I sat down,rasa tak sedap hati langsung and I knew it wasn't about the competition. It was more towards fear of having something go wrong that night. Recited prayers to myself and just kept quiet as to not freak anyone out.
Then,Waa suddenly whispered and said that she too,felt uneasy. And when I got down the bus,Harreyka grabbed my hand and said the same thing.
Honestly,I was pretty reluctant to go back to my own room but it was close to 9pm and my stomach was grumbling pretty bad
Most of us ate in silence,what with the occasional joke or two. It was hard to even think at night because these gaggle of girls came up to our floor to meet their boyfriends who were staying beside our rooms. Siap show-off kawad lagi luar bilik,ber-romantis kat corridor lagi.
Ms Anizza hung out in our room because she was alone.Around 1030pm,Pn Nurhana came back and we had a meeting in our room. Finished around 11pm and Dy somehow couldn't stop shivering and her hands were really cold.Found out soon after,that everyone felt uncomfortable in our room.
Slept around 1230am,Nisa dengan Asiyah laju gila sial tidur. Tak sampai 5 minit pun letak kepala atas bantal,boleh dengar Nisa snoring -_-'
Was half asleep when Maria and Harreyka jerked me awake,telling me to open my iPod and just listen. At first,the only thing I heard was snoring coming from Nisa but then,ada lah bunyi-bunyi macam sial.Woke Waa up since she was the bravest among us but merapu gila apa dia cakap. I asked her Kau Mengigau Ke Apa and smacked her forehead. She replied by laughing and going back to sleep -_-'
Harreyka paling lambat tidur,observe cara orang tidur .
Woke up at 5am but asked the others to get ready first and went back to sleep.Woke up at 6am,30 minutes before we had to leave for MITC.
The competition was a-okay,there was this dude helping his mum sell things.
HANDSOME GILA :')
Terbuktilah,satu platoon tak tau malu,we just stood there,asking stupid things and looking at the items. Amy paling berdedikasi,siap ulang-alik nak tanya nama. Name's Firdaus by the way and he's from Subang,barely out of school (Y)
Met Pie there and said hi. My God,asal kawan-kawan you semua handsome :o hahahaha
Most of us slept on the floor until we were called for the results.
KRS(L) managed to get 2nd Place and Best KP while we got 6th Place out of 12 GO(P) teams.
Hellooo,that's beyond great ! We didnt expect to get Top 3 anyways. Quite unfair though,since we were the only NGO(P) team besides Puteri Islam,against 10 other GO and KRS teams.
6th best in Malaysia,and the best among the Pandu Puteris eh girls ?:')
Got on the bus and sang songs,I was relieved that everyone took it well. Much to our shock and dissapointement however,the electricity was out. Babi. So we had to climb 14 flights of stairs to the 7th floor. Frank Sinatra and Dita Von Teese gave us permission to relax until 7pm.
Electricity was still off by the time we had to go home,so everyone had to carry their luggage down the stairs. Can you say,extreme weight loss in a matter of 5 minutes?
Made a pitstop at Ayer Keroh and ate KFC. Sat at a table with Waa,Harreyka,Maria,Fatin,Amy,Athirah,Yahi,Dydy,Arina and Ieka.Exchanged paranormal experiences over fried chicken,we were the first to eat and the last to get on the bus.
On the bus pulak,played with the torchlight and the ten of us gossiped all the way from Ayer Keroh to TTDI.
After spending a day or two with them,memang best cakap,rindu ah pulak nnti -_-'
Berat hati gila nak tinggalkan sekolah after the trip,since everyone really bonded .
I can't even begin to describe how tired I am and I didn't even study Biology,which I am sitting tomorrow.
Good thing is,Mum gave me the greenlight to stay home,sooo,imma sit for Biology next week.Hoorah.
Toodles.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Stay away. Stop pestering me. Stop snubbing me.
Enough with stopping for a second or two,contemplating whether you should smile,then make a face instead.Stop trashing me,because honestly,I've toned my level of bitchiness down.
Karma's been following me around like a puppy and I know better than to play games with that.
And as for the rest,I'm not a walking doormat.Bingo! Sha has feelings as well.
Yes,I've been told that I've been easily pushed around since I was in grade school.
Tried my very best to fit in with the wrong crowd then. Came to school everyday,with my crooked smile,ready to give people a peek of my homework just so they would talk to me.
Yes,I'm well-known for being vertically challenged and a walking toothpick.
But I have never and will never give you the greenlight to step all over me or make me do things I don't wanna do.
Dad's constantly told me that I've been caring too much about others whilst I myself know that half of those people don't really wanna know when they ask me how I am
It is,after all,just a polite gesture,no?Maybe that's what I should start doing,wipe my hands off and stop acting like Mother Teresa.
Maybe I shall jump on that bandwagon of yours.On the other hand,would I ever really want to stoop down that low?Answer's pretty clear to me.
Sure,I've been criticized too often these past few years and I usually shrug it off but for how long can I keep up with this nonsense?
I particularly loathe people who'll never fail to remind me that I'm a Malay,born and bred in Kuala Lumpur,into a pure-Malay family.
Is it really my fault I converse in English most of the time?Blame my family for conversing in English everyday,blame my grandfather for buying me all those novels!
I was never against my roots,you don't need to go around telling people that I'm a so-called MatSalleh Celup,capiche?
I'm not some hard-headed,heart-absent human being,alright?I won't deny the fact that I bitch about people more times than I should have.Yknow,blowing things out of proportion?I'm done with all this shit.I've come to my senses,even if it is for a short time-span.Humour me while I make an effort.
In case you're wondering,I'm generally speaking. Everyone's been pushing me around and I'm sick and tired with having to agree with everything they say.Jangan terasa kalau awak tak buat,tak payah risau!



Sunday, May 10, 2009

Tenacity

Sickly intriguing and utterly disappointing
As if you've done some serious sleuthing on this guy about his whereabouts,gotten all dolled up only to be greeted by an empty chair.
As if you've been eyeing this tres' magnifique top in a store,did exhausting chores,bought the top,only to discover you look like your granny
As if you're watching a hurricane or tornado engulf one area in a matter of minutes on live television while you're sitting on the couch,munching on Pringles
If I were to jumble up my life into one word or say,one measly drawing,it'll look like a this awful mess
Yes,my life's a complete mess and I can't do anything to turn this frown upside down,can't do anything but sit and watch as my life evovles into one pathetic day-time soap opera

Friday, May 8, 2009

Pop,Drop and Lock It

I learned how to braid hair today (Y) because Ilya taught me,gigih gila hahaha
Was a tad bit out of it,as if my body was present but my mind was running wild on some field.
Ann came over and we made maggi,the saviour . Messed around upstairs and Ilya found two wax strips and they decided to make me the guinea pig.Belum tarik lagi,dah menjerit macam orang gila so they made me cover my mouth with the pillow. And Mira called me just as the two bitches were about to pull the strip off,so I was screaming and shouting over the phone,kau belum pekak lagi kan bby? The box said Shea Butter and Berries,really tempting so I lifted one strip to take a whif.
Really smart move,because the strip started clinging to my fringe HAHAHAHAHA yeah,itu diaa,dumb blonde kita ! I'll be off to Melaka on Friday,so together with Waa,Raa,Farisha and Mel,I'll be taking the Islamic Studies paper earlier.

Ann : Macam mana dapat hickey ah?
Sha: Ha'ah kan,macam mana dapat hickey ah?
Ann : Asal kau repeat apa aku tanya -_-'
Sha : Ha'ah,mana aku tau ! Do you suck or bite?Tapi if you put your hand under a stingray,nnti you'll get a hickey.
Ann : *looks at me skeptically*
Sha : Ya Allah,serious. That's where they got the term.
Ilya : Yeah,sebab it sucks on your hand. Orang cakap kalau you wanna get a hickey,try sucking on your arm.Kalau dia lebam,hickey lah tu.
Ann and Sha : OMG SERIOUS?!
Sha: Jom try. Ann,cepat lah,I dah ready ni.
Ann : Okayy *puts her hand to her mouth* Ahahahaha
Sha : Ann,cepaaat! Curious gila ni hahahahaha
Ann : Ye lah,nak buat lah ni....
Ilya: Ahahahahahahahaha !
Ann : Taknak ah,buat kat rumah ah
Sha : What if my mum sees it?Siapa buat kat awak ni?!Err,no Maa. I did it myself. AHAHA Babi wrong-_-'
Ann : Ilyaaaa,kau tipu :(
Ilya : Takk,betuul !

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tailor-Made

Carlos: Hi Aishah . You look horny today .
Me: Gee,thanks Carlos *makes a face
Carlos: I'm damn close to kicking your ass yknow
Me : Okay okay,I'll shut up

Never in a gazillion years have I ever thought I'd be as enthusiastic about snapping a class photo
Twas different this time around mainly because it was our last class photo in high school
After assembly,I made my way to the KH room because the club's playing a big part in the Academic Week
The Form 3s,4s and 5s were crowding around the Electronic Room because Raidah was writing down the participants names for the Robot Kit Competition
Made Ann,Eijas and Syakir follow me up to the Cooking Room,bosan je although we were entertained by Eijas and his barely-there ass (I Want This Imaage To Be On Your Minds For All Eternityy hahahaha )
Just for laughs,Ann,Eijas,Syak and I signed up for the Robot Kit Competition but Eijas and Syak were kicked out because they wanted more girls
Honestly,I thought it'd be easy,something like attacthing the parts of used things or whatever
But once I saw the kit and opened the manual,I seriously thought I was reading Greek
It was too late to back-out so,reluctantly Ann and I decided to give it a try
Althooough we were dumbfounded with the knick-knacks,we managed pretty damn fine
I screwed four whole parts together,I make such a good screwer HAHA pardon the pun !
We came in fourth and when our robot actually responded to the noises,we were gobsmakced and ecstatic
Ramai tak percaya kita buat ! See,takde lah se-bimbo mana -_-'
Special thanks to Odeng and Bob toooo
Our baby,Hyper Peppy :') Guess we can tick of "To Build A Robot" off our Things-To-Do-Before-I-Die List kan Nurul Farhan?!
Skipped recess and walked round the school compound until it was the form 5s turn to take pictures for the yearbook
5 Alpha was called first and our sign was the bomb-diggity yo hahaha,kecoh je semua
I personally liked 5 Gama's informal snap,dead hilarious what with Lana and Jaa with their scarves and how Irfan looked like a stripper with that hat hahahaha
Sedihnyaa lepas tangkap gambar,but shrugged it off because I was sweating bullets after taking the Prefects photo
Midterm papers are a'coming in three days and I haven't read a single thing at all
Not that reading would actually help,but heck.

Semi-Infatuated,No Thanks To You