Wednesday, December 31, 2008

And a Good Morning to 09!




Happy New Years,faithful blog readers (well,if there are any)
Fingers crossed that 09 will be a much better year for all of us
Eventhough I doubt the word "fun" will be in my dictionary this year
1st January 2009 and I feel as if I've had a hangover,and I wasn't even drunk to begin with
Had dinner at One Utama before we walked off to Curve,Azzim stayed with us the whole time eventhough the guys got separated from us halfway
God bless him !
Killed time by walking around,stopping to dance (teehee) and sat in the middle of the Street when our feet were close to retiring
I'm proud to say that we were all decently dressed for the night,no skin flashing (until around 1am when I ditched my cardigan,hahaha)
Saw some familiar faces and exchanged quick hellos and goodbyes as the crowd was getting thicker within the hour
By the time we were outside near the stage,the throng of people was overwhelming and we could hardly breathe,what with all the different smells,peluh lah beer lah
Bought those devil thingies and most people were shouting things like Setan Terlepas! or get this, Astafighrullah A'uzubillahiminahsyaitonirojim (correct me on the translation)
I shouted back and said speak for yourself,I'm not the one who was getting drunk out of my mind
Around 1140pm,we were all heading towards Cinneleisure when suddenly this group of boys came in between us,separating Ilya and the gang from Wa and I
The next thing I knew,Wa and I were sprayed with those snow foam thingie and literally were covered with foam
I went ballistic,shouting vulgar words at them
Hampeh sial,muka elok je tapi perangai macam setan
Since we couldnt find them,Wa and I celebrated the New Year countdown with Azim T. and his friends who called us
God bless them for taking care of us for awhile
Needless to say,the fireworks display this year was way better than the last
After that,Azim,Wa and I made our way through the crowd looking for the rest
Found ourselves near Laundry where we could barely move so I grabbed onto Azim's hand for support hahaha,whilst Wa was behind me complaining that some short Indonesian guy was grabbing her
My feet were itching to dance though but sadly there were too many people to eve find an empty standing spot
Finally,finally the line was clear and Ilya managed to call me and we met up with them
That was sometime around 1am I guess and we went to the stage but left after that to look for food
Over in McD,bumped into Azrie,Hazim and the rest and we all sat on the road where the drive-thru counter was positioned
No cars came,much to our relief and around 2am,we left for home
Way earlier compared to last year where we left Curve around 4am more or less
Ammar,Firdaus,Yan and Syaqeel walked with us halfway and we met Naim
Naim,I must say,kawan-kawan awak semua perangai sial *mentally giving them f*** off fingers*
All in all,it was a great if not tiring night and if not for smelly,sticky hair
Hit me with your best shot,2009

Monday, December 29, 2008

Happy 16th Birthday,KawanKu

Happy 16th Birthday,Love
Some things that you must know and never doubt for even a second and that are going to make me sound gay
1) You are an absolutely gorgeous young lady,even without make-up.That dimple of yours when you smile captures everyone's heart but your eyes used to scare the crap out of me
2)Many times have we fought over silly things but we've patched things up after a day of fighting.Proof that you are indeed,a loyal friend
3)Your secrets are safe with me.Apart from our close-knit group of girlfriends.
You mengigau alot as well,takut aku nak tidur sebelah kau,nnti jadi macam the time aku tidur sebelah Atiqah,sextoy aku dijadikan hahaha
4)Eventhough you like to eat the weirdest things,I've learned to love em as well.Including the asam candies at Mobil and the cheese macaroni from Secret Recipe
5)I will not stop bugging you to eat mint or secretly put chilli sauce on your food when you're not looking HAHAHAHA
6)I have also learned to put up with the way kau cakap NOOO and TheHell?Memang one of a kind and aku perasan kau suka bulatkan mata semata-mata,seriously hahaha
7)You have by far the most genuine heart,sayang all walks of life,tak kira manusia mahupun semut
8)Please be proud that you are the only one who's seen me naked and you are the only one who knows how my boobs really look like (tak flat kan,kan kan) HAHAHA
9)Remember that day you came over after school and my Dad made that sambal thingy?And you didn't finish your rice and everything so I finished it and the whole time I was eating,you just kept staring HAHAHA You were so shocked seeing me eat alot
10)Last but not least,if you wanted me to list out all the great things about you,now that would be a problem.Mainly because all the times I spent gossiping and crying and laughing and making a fool of ourselves are beyond words.

Here's to many more birthdays and here's to many more reasons.I love you very much,kita kan PWENZZ 4EVAA *inside joke* tapi as the time goes by,kita maju sedikit demi sedikit ye

Lelaki

Lelaki semua tak boleh harap
Kebanyakkan daripadanya egoistik dan mementingkan kecantikkan luaran
Lelaki semua tak boleh harap
Kebanyakkan daripadanya menjengkelkan dan suka memberi harapan (i cant find the word)
Nuff said

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Daddy-Oh

I really adore and love my Dad but sometimes he can be so utterly childish
He preferred to stay in the hotel room in Johor while we were out shopping in Singapore
And when we arrived home in KL,he told us he had made a home movie for us
He made me rush out the bathroom to see it,with my wet hair and towel barely intact -.-'
So,there was a shot of him answering the hotel room's door and saying things like "Oh,Come In Come In,Been Waiting For You Dari Pagi Tadi Tau"
The camera didn't show who he was talking to and I was dead curious!
And then,there was a shot of him by the window,"Hmm,Nice View Kan?You Apa Cerita?Lama Dah Tak Jumpa.Eh,Jangan Lah Segan-Segan,Take a Sip of That Coffee Lah"
And the camera focused to the chair beside him,where my sister's Teddy Bear was positioned with a tea cup in his hands
HAHAHAHAHAHA Papa Papa *shakes heads*
It doesn't end there,there were shots of the bear holding a packet of cookies,fruit baskets and Sprite bottles,"Man,you eat alot!Enough is enough!"
And then it showed the bear sitting on the toilet seat,"Ya Allah,it stinks in here!Told you not to eat the petai and sambal!"
There was even one that showed my dad wearing goggles in the bathtub and he dressed the bear with my sister's goggles and bikini HAHAHAHA
And ada lah,banyak lagi,so tummy-achingly funny!
I'll upload the video as soon as Dad sleeps,he'd kill me and exile me to an island but oh well
At least we know he doesnt cheat on my mum when she's not around,kan?

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Mane Point

Followed Mum to the saloon,she got red higlights for her hair (I didnt mean to spell main,mane mean's hair)
I told Mum that I wanted to have bohemian-esque waves like Mary-Kate Olsen and all she said was that taking care of stick-straight hair is a lot more easier.So much for trying.Then,I showed her a picture of Hayley from Paramore and said I'd like to color my hair that shade after SPM's over and she honestly agreed "I'll keep that in mind,after your exam's over,you nak color rambut ke you nak lari rumah kahwin ke apa mama tak kisah" I'd like to think that whatever she said meant nothing,since she was half-asleep.Bloody hell,I wont really dye my hair red.It won't suit my complexion anyways.I don't mind getting highlights though,teeheehee

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Permission To Admire and Drool


I wished I had clothes like that so I can pull off whatever they're wearing
I did once,dress really eclectic and as I was going down the escalator,
People looked at me up and down,laughed and said "Oooo,buat lawak"
And no,I wasn't just imagining it.
Would you be kind enough to book me a plane ticket to whatever country that's okay with whatever you choose to wear?
Because I really loathe people who have the tendency to discriminate.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Pardonne' Moi




We were conversing in French with each other at Farah's akad nikah
Auntie Latifah,Anis,Amani,Faris and I
Ayah Long joined in and said really enthusiastically,
"Oh oh!I know only one French word,rat-a-touille"
The whole thing was pretty simple,although Farah's fake eyelashes came off when the ring was being put on,fell right on her in-law's hands hahaha
Went to One Utama today and celebrated Afiqah's birthday
After that,Ilya,Farisha,Seng Fatt and I went Christmas shopping for Seng Fatt's cousins
Was supposed to catch a movie with them,but had to bail out just before the movie started
I think I may have writers-block,i don't know what to say anymore

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You Had Me At Hello




Me:Whaddya call that CIQ thing again?Counter Immigration Queue?
Amina:Custom Immigration Quarantine lah bodoh
Me:How many times do I have to remind you not to make me look stupid?
Amina:Ohmy,it's too late for that!

Wanna trade little sisters with me?Anyhoo
We just got back from Singapore,hence the lack of entries
Had to come home earlier than expected since Farah's akad nikah is tomorrow
Dad insisted on driving there and by the time we reached the CIQ,I could barely feel my feet
Truth be told,Singapore's not a place I'd like to spend days on end shopping
Mostly because it burned a hole in Mum's purse
Although I did purchase quite a number of clothes and bags
I found a fringed bag I adored and fringed booties,Wan Su Rock dragged me to the same store so she could buy the same thing as well hahaha
To my surprise,I didn't buy a single thing from Topshop
A wee bit too pricey,besides,its the same thing you see in KL,why bother?
I wrestled with my conscience most of the time because I just wanted to get my hands on Topshop's pretty shopping bag,just for the sake of
Since Christmas is just a few days away,Orchard Road was packed with people
I found a few of the Christmas decor a bit too tacky though,idk why
On the other hand,Takashimaya's Christmas tree was really pretty,no doubt
On to the subject of eye candy,memang ramai gila babi orang hot
The girls there have some fashion sense compared to most people here,which made me green with envy
Plus,I bumped into a whole lotta guys who looked exactly like Nick Jonas,black,curly hair,buff body,the works!
I wished I had Nad and Audrey there,sah dua-dua pengsan
Mum's nagging me to help her unpack (oh,the joy)
Till then,or maybe later teehee



Thursday, December 18, 2008

Evidently,Boys Are A Nuisance


Well,let's make Alex Pettyfer and Aaron Perry Johnson an exception shall we?
After seeing two movies involving very hot Brit actors,I've gone around the house speaking with a thick Brit accent
My goal here is to finish school,receive a scholarship so's I can study in England
Along the way,I plan to bag myself an exceptionally handsome British boyfriend while sipping chai latte in some cafe' on Oxford Street
But first,I must snap myself back into reality for say,11 months?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Who Says You Need Cocain To Have Fun?

Greetings from Sha,Wa and Ilya in Nigeria!
Wish you were here!The negros are burning hot,like their skin teeheehe!


Ilya:Ayah pin still on the loose ke?
Wa:Taktau
Ilya:Sha?Is he?
Sha:Hmm,mmph,apa?
Ilya:Is Ayah Pin still on the loose?
Sha:Taktahu,I think he's with Tok Clip
Ilya & Wa:Hahahahahaha
Sha:No,serious.He is weird,kawan-kawan dia pun mesti pelik
Wa and Ilya:Ye?
Sha:Teehee,no

Waa:Ilya,I want your mushrooms
Ilya:You know what mushrooms are,don't you? *smiles mischievously*
Waa:Ahahaha
Sha:Hey,you want some clam chowder with that? *inside joke*
Us:Hahahaha bodoh gila,wei stop stop *pounds fist on table*
Ilya:I'll give you a side order of green salad
Us:Hahahaha oh Lord hahahaha
Waa:Oo,hell yeah bby hahaha
Ilya:You want flat mushrooms or button mushrooms?
Sha:You want flat ones,you know who to look for *raises eyebrows*
Ilya:You want button mushrooms,then here it is
Us:Hahahaha

Waa:Siapa ah yang tarik towel somebody haritu?
Ilya:Raa tarik towel Atin,nampak hutan
Sha:Err,Ilman?Hahahaha
Ilman:Hahahahaha Eeeee

Ilya:Eh,you're not so flat doh Sha
Sha:Er,thanks?Haha
Ann:Agak lah,maybe because you like to wear shirts and stuff
Sha:Can everybody stop looking at my boobs?



Monday, December 15, 2008

I'd Hate To Bid You Adieu,







I'm at a loss for words as of late and I just can't seem to understand why
This is a very rare occasion y'see and its making me really fidgety
I can't believe 2008 will be closing its curtains in a few days time
I am not ready to leave behind my absent-minded year
I am definitely not ready to start studying like a mad man
I want time to pass by slowly yet fast at the same time
I want to get SPM over and done with
I want the license to drive
I just want the satisfaction of turning seventeen
But at the same time,I don't want school to end
How ironic is that?Pretty much,I say
Sure,I've days when I dread waking up and facing my teachers because I put off doing my homework
Sure,I rarely pay attention in my classes and yes,I'm guilty of skipping a few with my friends
But,these past four years in smkttdi have been great no matter what people say about the school
You know what the best thing is?I've watched friends from kindergarten and primary school grow up alongside myself
We've gone through the awkward teenage phase together,pretty embarrassing
But that's why we're all so comfortable with each other
And most of them are and always will be my good friends
We've hit some rough patches along the way but most of our time spent together have been nothing but the best
I look at a few of my older friends and as soon as college starts
They start to drift away from each other,as much as they hate to admit it
That's the thing I worry about the most after school ends
I don't want to stop seeing you guys everyday in school
I don't want to imagine going through the day in college all alone
I'd hate to think that I wont be able to walk out into the corridor with Wa and Deb and see Raidah,Ann,Ilya,Sarah,Ana,Farisha,Lana,Afiqah,Jaa outside their class like we always do when there aren't any teachers around
I'd hate to think that I wont be able to go down early for recess and mess around with the other prefects,see the awful canteen guy flirt with us
I'd hate to think that I won't be able to witness the things Amir,Acap,Man,Ruiz,Azzim and a few others come up with.
I'd hate to think that I wont able to get all those sarcastic playful looks Syakir gives me when I say Hi or not having Eijas to poke my shoulder and pretend it wasn't him
I'd hate to think Hilmi won't be able to amuse me with all his miang comments and Irfan won't be able to get in my way or to trip me on purpose
No more songs Deb would tell me to listen to and most of them turn out to be really jiwang,typical Deb.
Giving Acap a hard time when I'm PMSing
Like the sex report we did or the time we sang PATD songs and it literally rained as soon as we finished singing our encore
And all those stupid yet unbearbly funny jokes we come up with in class and the games we made up
Or sneaking food in class and eating like nobody's business and the time the whole class berpakat to skip Civic Studies,Chemistry,Biology or Physics together
You want to know what the worst part of leaving school behind would be?
Not having Waa help me go through a rough day in school
Not having Waa beside me everyday to skip classes with
Not having Waa to roam the school grounds with when we're bored
Not having Waa who tolerates with my lame ass comments and jokes since forever
Not having my best girlfriends with me everyday of the week worries me to the very core
Wa,Ilya,Ann,Raa,Raidah,Ana,Lana,Farisha,Afiqah,Jaa and Deb
I'm going to sound really,really gay here but four years in highschool would never have been the same without you to fight with,cry with,laugh with
Geez,just thinking about this makes me want to cry and we haven't even started form five yet
In other words,hati saya begitu berat untuk meninggalkan alam persekolahan and you people
Scratch what I said about being at a loss for words earlier on

Sincerely,Sha








Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bring Out The Moughlah

Had a spur of the moment sorta outing with Ilya,Farisha and Lana today
Walked around aimlessly and saw familiar faces
Met Syakir and Dan,Azrie,Hazim and Fikri too for a sec
By the time Mum called,my feet were ready to retire for the day
Mum had other plans though,and we went straight to Pavillion for dinner
I like watching people pass by at the Pavillion,eye candy habis haha
Can't really complain I haven't been anywhere this holiday
I'll be leaving for Singapore in a few days time
Packing would be the least most exciting thing,I've never liked packing.
First,I must persuade Mum to let me go to that concert at Stadium Merdeka with Farisha,Lan and the others
Till then,no posts unless something earth-shattering or jaw-dropping happens
xx

p/s suka sial rambut syakir haha

Thursday, December 11, 2008

My Cupp'a Tea

Who Says Addmaths Tuition Is Boring?

Cikgu Jasmin:I benci betul movie Mami Jarum tu.Overreacting gila!
*does some hand gestures,mimicking Mami Jarum*
Us:Ahahahaha!Tahu tkpa!
Mana ada orang Penang yang mcmtu doh
Waa:Agak!Especially Mami jarum tu-.-'
Cikgu Jasmin:Ada apa,dekat Hosp Besar Penang.Wad orang gila.
Us:Ahahahahahaha Cikguuuu *shakes head*
Cikgu Jasmin:Hm,jatuh maruah orang Penang hahaha

Ann:Sowie ah Sha,takyah ah mawah!
Sha:Kita tak mawah ler.
Waa:Ahahaha mcm rempittzzz
Cikgu Jasmin:Mcmana rempit cakap?
*Waa Ann and I start talking at once*
Wa:Like,ha-ha tuka jadi hu-hu
Ann:Then sorry jadi sowie,marah jadi mawah
Sha:And like,mesti ada ahakx and they add Z in every word
*After 5 minutes,Ann nudges me*
Sha:What?
Ann:*mouthing something,pointing to the lone girl sitting in the front row*
Sha:Pe dia?
Ann:*mouths something again*
Sha:Hahahaha aku tak paham!
Ann:Apa jadi kalau minah tu mmg type yang cakap mcm rempit tu?!
Sha:Oh shit 0_0
Waa:Apa apa?!
*tells her the same thing*
Waa:Oh.my.God.Ha'a ahahahaha
*tells Ilman*
Ilman:Eh,ha'a doh babi
Cikgu Jasmin:Apa lah korang-.-'

Cikgu Jasmin: y+dy=4(x+dx) square jadi y+dy=4x2+xdx+xdx+x2
Tak rasa macam korang tengah baca Tamil ke?
Us:Hahahahahaha

Anyways,Cikgu taught us Differentiation yet again today and I'm still having a hard time with it but I'll be okay
Waa kept on finishing Cikgu's sentences in a very blur way
Like, "Nanti dapat kosong,kalau over zero,cannot be defined,eh er ha?"
Hahaha it was just really hilarious and I almost choked on my sweet

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Bah Hum Bug

My definition of a holiday would be waking up at 12pm,lounging lazily on the couch,trying to use the Expert level for Guitar Hero,watching 90210,searching for new bands on Myspace and trying miserably to put on some weight.
And when I'm at a lost for activities,I'd open my school books and study.Heck,it will all be worth it,no?
By far,the worst holiday ever.There are so many things I would have liked to do before December ends.
Seeing that Mum said I'll be on probation as of March 2009 until SPM ends.
HOW DEPRESSING.
I haven't seen most of my friends for 3 weeks and I miss them all so,so badly.Where are you guys?MIA sial 24/7
But Waa and Ilya took me jogging at Kiara at 8am this morning.I wanted to kiss them if I could,rindu gila babi nak mati muka dua mak nenek tu!
Waa piggybacked me from the rock to cross the grass,since it was wet :')
The first word that came out of her mouth was "Ooooof,babi berat"
I've put on 5kg though,over the holidays and Wa noticed the difference because..
Well,she's usually the one who gives me piggyback rides<3
My day was spent with those two,caught up on things I missed since I was sick.
I am determined to tick off most activities from my Ways To Kill Boredom list by 30th December.
P/s Getting high nor getting wasted is not on it.Maybe people who do want to try that should purchase themselves a life along with the Ecstacy *rolls eyes*

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Vlogs


Nick Love,Don't You Feel Like Purchasing A 24K Diamond Ring For Yours Truly?

Did I mention that the nasty germs caught up with me and messed with my immune system?
Left me bed-ridden for a few days,I've been sneezing and sniffling every second,shreds of tissues surrounding my bed
But,I'm okay now.Just a tad bit.
Anyways,my days have been spent playing Guitar Hero and watching Vlogs on Youtube which led me to the Miley and Mandy Show
I still can't see why E! finds it so interesting.I can make a video like that too,minus the celebrities,of course.
And then,I came across this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHpPJMB97c&NR=1

HAHAHAHA,so hilarious.Nick Jonas's biceps make up for his made-up girlish voice though
*sighs* *swooooons*